“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
anybody who doesn’t watch Phineas and Ferb is missing out on A LOT
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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Q
A man does not know what he is worth until it is carved into their very being. Or shaved into their beard.
Anonymous
A
One day man will invent a razor that will allow me to shave my soul into my beard.
A
I make no promises I cannot keep.
…I really want to try this
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they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
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