(via absentminded-professor)
Be comfortable with your person or do something about it.
Don’t bitch and whine.
| gatsby: | hey i just met you |
|---|---|
| gatsby: | and this is crazy |
| gatsby: | but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall |
| gatsby: | so call me maybe |
(via wherestiff)
BENDER NO BENDING
THE URGE TO LAUGH AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME IS OVERWHELMING RIGHT NOW
GOOD JESUS.
jeSUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL
I CAN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
DEAD
I’m also sad cause its Tahno and uguhteetgetnmjjetgj poor Tahno
(via sexydapperfinn)
(via heyimsalah)
(via sexydapperfinn)
Shit just got real fast didn’t it?
choking
one of the best arguments I’ve seen for gay marriage
(via corrielynnn)
(via heyimsalah)
